The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to make to much coffee

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to open unlocked doors

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!