the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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Super-slowness

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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75% levitation

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!