The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

the power to be good at something your already good at.

the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

The ability to yell through your nose

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

The power to RickRoll yourself.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

The power to die.

the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

To never remember what the word if means

the power to run in slow motion

the power to poop every 5 minutes

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!