The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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make youself dumb

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!