They power to be able to make meth.

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

The ability to walk over ball pits.

The power of never finishing what you sta

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to have bad luck!

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

the ability to live on the edge of a building

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!