The ability to change a food to the exact same food

the power to sneeze cum

The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

the power to become semi-transparent

make youself dumb

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

The power to taste the food you deficate

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

the power to create the most pointless superpower

The power to disintegrate yourself

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The power to not have this superpower

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!