The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to die

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to eat your own face

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!