The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to use windows 10.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to be alone

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!