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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.
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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.
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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.
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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday
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the ability to obtain a Klondike Bar without doing anything
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The power to enhance your enemy's strength
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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.
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The power to create pointless superpowers at will.
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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.
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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.
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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..
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The power to tolerate rap music.
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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.
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The power to levitate birds with your mind.
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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.
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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.
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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...
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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.
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The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,
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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.
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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,
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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt
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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!