you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to breath in space

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to have a black president

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!