The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to even

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power die if you think.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!