The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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the power to convince yourself that you're super

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to have no powers

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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To be able to summon old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!