The power to rot food at will.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to pee on command

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to die

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!