the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to poop glue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!