the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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The power to smell the future

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.

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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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The power to slightly moisten objects.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to become a llama.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to have bad luck!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!