The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The ability to levitate birds

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Vanilla scented blood

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to burn ashes

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!