Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to sit anywhere

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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the power to predict the past

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the power to burp a fart

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to peak braille

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to turn gold into dust

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the power of being republican

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!