The power to like any show

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power of being pointless

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power to have no power at all

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!