The power to speak in cursive

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!