The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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the power of being republican

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to cry lava.

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!