the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the ability to post here

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to like any show

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power of being pointless

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power to have no power at all

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!