you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!