The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to fart rainbows

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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the power to read this sentence

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swear words -jesse

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The power to clap with one hand.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power... to move you.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!