The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!