To be able to summon old people

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The ability to compare apples to oranges.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to have a black president

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Grow a new beard every day

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!