The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!