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The ability to change the writing on signs

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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the ability to hear yourself think

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!