The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to understand myspace

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!