The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power find anything on Google. Except Love.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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the power to create buttered toast from your ankles at a full moon.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!