the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to pee out blue

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the power to burp a fart

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!