the ability to lick your own anus

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!