The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to read the TV

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!