The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to bleed

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!