THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The ability to jump

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to juggle cacti

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to understand myspace

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!