The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!