The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to have no power.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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Steel kidneys

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!