The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!