The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to see into the present

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!