The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to have no powers.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!