The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    why not add another 37% :P

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    The power to teleport 0.000000001cm far?

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    13% of your body should be randomly bullet proof, and it resets every day when you wake up!

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    Unfortunately, being bullet proof does not help with being homework-proof from school. Especially when you waste your time sitting around making comments on pointless super powers and sometimes making your own.

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    Now you can have BB gun fights with absolutely no risk!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!