- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

the abilty to be lynched at will

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

Faster than a loaded bullet!

the ability to think you can fly

The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

the ability to hear yourself think

50% invisibility while farting.

The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

the power to seduce hats

The power to bleed

The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

The power to withstand camel rape.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

Super-slowness

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

Pointless Super Powers