The power of micro penis.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to poop without wiping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!