The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to be blind

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The power to have no powers

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to defecate active grenades.

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to be bradley

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to die at will

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The power to run if you have no legs

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To pee standing up.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to not finish your....

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!