The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!