The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!