The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to be black.

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The power to walk .1% faster

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The power to create pointless superpowers at will.

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The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

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the power to live until you die

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to mentally control houseflies.

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The power to transport to a parallel world that is identical to your current world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!