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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.
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The power to shed hair
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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.
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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.
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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.
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The power to make up pointless superpowers
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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.
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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %
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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.
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the power to attract bullets.
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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.
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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"
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The power to post the same shit twice.
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The power of making your tits smaller
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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.
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The power to make other people hold their breath.
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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it
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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.
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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time
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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time
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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?
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The power to be constantly reminded of the game
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Find Waldo
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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!