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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it
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The power to fly but only when your on the ground
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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.
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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.
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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity
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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.
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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids
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the ability to have children fully grown
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the power to stop your addiction to placebos
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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.
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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.
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the power to fart terrible gas
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The power to eat anything in a minute.
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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...
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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...
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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.
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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent
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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.
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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you
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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second
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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.
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The power to fly when u are in an elevator
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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.
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The power to turn int water when your in water.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!