The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to see through air.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the super power to remove your super power

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the ability to have children fully grown

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!