Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to write on this website

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!