the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to pee backwards.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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Turning wine into water.

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to think of food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!