Super-slowness

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to smell whore

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to be forever alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!