power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to not do it.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to jump

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!