The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to create another human

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!