The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!