The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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to make asians smart

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The ability to smell colors.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to be invisible when singing

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The power of women's rights.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!