Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

the ability to die without any control

The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

The power to jizz mango chutney

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to forget what you were going to say

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

to be shitty

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!