The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to go to hell

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the power to see stuff

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!