The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!