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The power to die at will.
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The ability to fly while in an airplane
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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos
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The power to turn your navel upside down
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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The power to lick anything except pussy.
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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.
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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want
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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.
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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma
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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores
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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will
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the power to fart in 7 different colors
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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.
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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.
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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms
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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.
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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.
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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out
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The ability to make dogs sneeze
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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers
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The power to fly if you are eating.
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The power to be born.
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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!