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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.
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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station
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The ability to smell colors.
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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg
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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.
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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.
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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing
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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.
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The power to forget what your superpower is
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To survive listening to James Blunt
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the power to make elton john gay
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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.
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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com
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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.
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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.
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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.
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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy
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the power to get in the van
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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE
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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.
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the power to sizzle like bacon
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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.
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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!