The power to become a JELLY

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!