The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to predict the past

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

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the power of being republican

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!