Power to spread farts faster

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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To bend sticks really far without breaking them

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.

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The power to juggle cacti

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!