The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

thumb_up thumb_down -58

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Th power to be telepathetic

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Th power to be telepathetic

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to have a pointless power.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -15

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to make my mom shout at me

thumb_up thumb_down -44

alarm that goes off when hiding

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to annoy people everyday.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to read dead people's minds

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

the power to melt your bones

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

thumb_up thumb_down +8

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!