The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to be blind

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The power to have no powers

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to defecate active grenades.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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to be bradley

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!