The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!