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The power to form a Belgian government

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The ability to sweat money.

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

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Radiation resistant eyelashes.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to juggle cacti

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to sing but your mute

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power to have no power at all

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to die

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The power to rot food at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!