The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to read the TV

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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Smoke vision

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!