The power to have sex with yourself.

The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

the ability to be tied to train tracks

the power to milk cows with your mind

the power to think with your mind only

the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

The ability to piss flames.

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

The power to be socially retarded.

the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

The ability to to remove any organs.

the power to see through clear glass.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to lose any fight you wish to.

The power to run faster than you walk.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!