The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to be bad at everything

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the power to die....

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!