the power to get blood clots

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

the ability to go the speed limit

The power to type in Comic Sans.

The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to make my mom shout at me

the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to like any show

The ability to control the internet

to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The power to know where Waldo is

the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

The power to be powerless

the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

An ability to change birthday to February 29.

the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!