The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to annoy people

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!