the power to get blood clots

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to like any show

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The ability to control the internet

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!