The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to see through glass.

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The ability to vote

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power to pee out blood at will

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to die when you get scared.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!