The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to predict the past

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to control your own limb movement

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power of love

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to jump face first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!