the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!