SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

the power to fit through a vagina

The power to clap with one hand.

The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

The power to eat three times a day.

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

The power to annoy people

the power to walk halfway through a wall

The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!