The power to become inverted background color.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to die

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!