Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to plank

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!