The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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Balls.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!