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The power to have no power
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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum
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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging
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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.
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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full
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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.
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the power to change the colour of your urine
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The ability to be invincible, but still die.
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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.
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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.
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The power to not know your super power
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Thhe ability to cry acid
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The power to dickfart.
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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping
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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.
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The power to re-size my toes at will.
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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with
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The power to cut onion without crying.
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The power to burn the sun.
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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.
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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!
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The power to only make burnt toast
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the power to die....
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the power to make realy convincing whale noises
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!