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the power to fail at everything you do
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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.
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The power to reverse walk backwards.
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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook
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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow
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The power to never end your .
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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to poop out you penis
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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.
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The power to breath underwater only when on land.
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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand
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The ability to not talk.
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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!
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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.
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The ability to Hi
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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.
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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)
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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.
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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.
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The power to absolutely nothing
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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on
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The powers of a burnt face
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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.
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the power to shape shift to yourself
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!