The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to have no powers

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The ability to see yourself sleeping.

the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

The power to eat your own head.

the power to have a power.

The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

the power to do nothing

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

the ability to fart out of your nose

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the power to let dust gather twice as fast

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!