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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid
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The ability to crap out acid once every month.
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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.
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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.
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The power to taste the air.
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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.
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The power to see through horses
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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.
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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.
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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.
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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity
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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.
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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.
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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.
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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.
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The power to be allergic to cat hair.
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The power to sleep
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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.
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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses
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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.
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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head
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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed
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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!
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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!