The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to be stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!