the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

The power to kill any conversation you have.

The power to call gkraatz gay

the power to fit through a vagina

The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

The power to clap with one hand.

The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

The power to eat three times a day.

The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

The power to peel stickers

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

The power to annoy people

the power to masturbate just one time a day

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!