the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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the power to have no one read this post

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Steel kidneys

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!