the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to peel stickers

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to annoy people

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!