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the power to be obama only if your obama
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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.
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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen
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The ability to smooth a criminal
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the power to charge car batteries.
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The power to noot be able to see rain.
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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons
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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.
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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code
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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.
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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.
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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.
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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.
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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.
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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served
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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...
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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.
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The power to breath while under a container of water
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The ability to be very very stoned but only during job interviews
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the power to be able to blow air
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The power to walk halfway through a wall.
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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.
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The power to shrink to your own size.
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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!