The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to eat people :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!