the power to write on cellophane

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!