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The power to not move or do anything.... at all
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the power to not watch south park
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black people
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The power to speak to toasters
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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.
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The power to shit 1 penny per every year
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The ability to shrink your penis
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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!
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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.
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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.
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The power to fart upon command.
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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane
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The power to see other peoples dreams.
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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.
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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts
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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear
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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.
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The ability to change a food to the exact same food
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The ability to be ambidextrous
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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito
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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.
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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee
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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
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Death at will
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!