The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!