The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!