The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to pee out blood at will

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to see through air.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to see through windows

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!