The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power of being yourself

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to live.

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!