The power to turn anything you want green.

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Feeling people's depression.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power.

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to make asians smart

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!