The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

the power to smell like feet

The ability to be a rock

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to predict the present

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to levitate birds

The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

the power to die when you breath oxygen

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!