the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to understand math.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to pee poop

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The Power to Combust

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!