the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!