the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to make the air stink

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power spite flower

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!