The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!