The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to even

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to open doors that are already open

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!