The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!