The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to use windows 10.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to breathe

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to die at will

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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Being Aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!