Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to eat edible things.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to sweat soup.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!