The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the power to always hug people

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to be powerless

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!