The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!