The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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to make asians smart

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The ability to smell colors.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!