The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to die

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!