Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to see oxygen.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to die at will.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to go suicide

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to poo in the toilet

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!