The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!