The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to predict the present

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!