The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to fart rainbows

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to make your bowel work backwards

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!