The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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Being Aquaman

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to float without gravity.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to taste your own spit

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Reverse Pooping

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!