Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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To call me maybe

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!