The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the ability to type slower.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!