To turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to like any show

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The power to be powerless

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to have no powers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!