Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!