the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Taekwondo

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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KeemStar

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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Ladder hands.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!