The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Facebook.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power to die at will

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Taekwondo

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!