The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to never orgasm.

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to rape your mom.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!